GRANDFATHER CLOCK

As I tumble all too quickly toward 60 years on this good earth I am reminded of one thing. I am old, OLD,Ronold. I have new eye lenses, a plate in my shoulder, and pains everywhere. I have a female optometrist, therapist, family doctor, and much more. I have always thought of myself as a well lets be honest a"stud muffin". Well no more. I have realized these wonderful ladies see me as a grandfather type. Woe is me. They think I am funny, and old. I am the granfather clock on Captain Kangaroo's show. He fell asleep a lot, much like me. I am not handsome or sexy or a hunk as my sisters used to say. And lets be honest I probably never was. I Know I am whining but tough, this is my blog. I have 5 and 2/3 grandchildren so naturally I am a grandfather. Oh and since Jennifer wants mentioned she better at least get me a card on the 28th for my birthday. Women seem to drive the world and as I get older the pool of sexy ladies gets bigger each year, but not us guys. We lose hair, get pot bellies, emit sounds that are frightening, and are no loner sexy. Oh well not much I can do about it maybe I'll take a nap, "goodnite grandfather clock".