So Mr.Tidrow, what do you do with your time. Well for over 40 years I have been playing a dice and cards game known as Strat-O-Matic Sports. It has been great fun and keeps me out or trouble. Todays result takes us back to the year 1962, the year before the Bears won the championship and when the Colts were in Baltimore,plus the Packers were very good. Mrs T the owner of fantasy football's Butler Bazookas told me that my annual SOM order would have to wait until Oct 6. So what to do? Well the answer was 1962 pro football. To begin I selected the AFLs Denver Broncos who were 7-7, while the Bears were 9-5. Gene Mingo ran 6 yards for the first Bronk TD, while Frank Tripucka threw(no not up) to Lionel Taylor for a 7 yard score and the Broncos led 14-3. Being an exhibition game I decreed that backup Rudy Bukich be the QB in the first half while regular Billy Wade get the second half. Bukich was 9 of 15 for 148 yards and Wade wass 7 of 13 for 73. Rookie Ron Bull ( I have his autograph) ran 11 times for 38 yards. The Broncos had 293 yards of total offense, while the Bears had 294. Besides the games first TD Gene Mingo booted 3 field goals for a total of 15 points. Next up for Chicago is the 11-3 Houston Oilers and former Bear George Blanda...In other news a trip to the foot doctor leaves my piggies in fine fashion. Diabetic foot care is covered by medical insurance and got me clipped and medicated to perfection. Oh and a bit of advice from Dr Loveins says dont spend thousands of dollars on lamasil for foot fungus, just use Vicks Vapo rub on the tootsies it will do the same job. So there we have saved you millions of dinero. Shawn and Tiffany are talking about tieing the knot and we are very happy to welcome her to the family. She is the owner of the FT.Walton Falcons and a real nice gal. Olinda Wheatly who with her boyfriend Russ are the owners of the Beechfield Sharks called from Tunica MS where she won $75 big ones. They also gave me a belated birthday present a t-shirt that says "I don't gamble my wife does". The trip to Rascals in New Whiteland for the birthday party of Jonathan, 10 and Lauren 7 was a big success. The biggest kid award goes to party organizer and financier Shawn. He was seen streaking around the track in his go-cart. Then getting soaked in the bumper boats. He also won the indoor go cart challenge. Last place went to Tim who tried to wipeout Mike in a backstreatch accident. Shawn was also seen the day before at the Circus with the Kids. No he was not kidnapped and forced to play the bearded lady in the sideshow. That was Pat (ha). By the way little Jonathan rolled a 136 in the duck pin bowling event. Mike and Devin won the cheapo award for winning many tickets at the arcade and then turning them in for birthday presents for Jonathan and Lauren. Well see you next time when we will answer the question what happened on 9-11-1920.
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Totally unrelated but funny!
Never choke in a restaurant in the South
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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