Doggie Revenge

I have a friend and he has two nice dogs. One is a boy named Bosco and the other a girl, who is a retired dog show champion, named Smooch. They are Tibbettan Spaniels, mountain dogs. Now the other day Bosco the younger male peed on my friends shredder and as he says its ruint. He was very angry with the dog and groussed about it for a time. Now yesterday we met them for a Burger Basket at Culvers. During the conversation they told us that Bosco had gone wild(as in doggies gone wild, the video) and peed in 9 different spots in their house. We all confessed to being dumbfounded by this heinous action. Maybe thats penile action, oh well. I got to thinking about it and I have decided that I know why Bosco went on a pissing rampage. He was mad about so much criticism he took over the shredder incident that he decided to get his revenge. He reasoned that "okay I took out the shredder, didn't like it anyway. Wait till you see what I do next. ." Then he goes around and marks it here, and here and here. You get the idea. "now maybe you'll cut me some slack the next time, you bozo." Anyway he saw me tonight and climbed up on my lap and looks up at me as if to say "wait till you hear what I did, It was a scream." Better not upset the doggies!